Many guys want their pads to look like fun, colorful places to have a great time, but it takes a lot of balls to make your joint look like a Chuck E. Cheese’s.
Sometimes it’s comforting to go back to your roots, while other times it just makes watching Reading Rainbow super awkward.
Some things are only appropriate at a certain time of day, a fact that can be attested to by anyone who’s ever had the embarrassment of sporting morning wood at dinner
Sure, sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name, but sometimes, you want to go where everyone’s had so much tequila they forget, and just start wiling out and triple-kissing and stuff.
They said you could be anything you wanted to be, which was a lie, because today’s economy just can’t support velociraptors
You hunt Predators for sport
You make your own luck. And hats